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Win The War on Terror Without a Single Dead Soldier—-Declare Iran a “NATION OF IMMIGRANTS.”

Did you know that Iran is a vibrant, ethnically diverse melting-pot of Kurds, Turks, Azeris, and Arabs?

Iran owes its Islamic heritage to a wave of immigration from Arabia over a thousand years ago.

Instead of war, we urge the President to build upon this multicultural heritage and declare Iran a “Nation of Immigrants.”

That way Iran will be obliged to accept millions of immigrants from West Africa and Latin America.

Any Iranian who resisted would surely be called “racist” and fired from his job.

By 2060, Iranians would be reduced to a small minority and no longer a threat. By 2100 the Iranians would disappear completely.

Don’t declare “War.” Declare “Nation of Immigrants.” The results are the same without a single shot fired

We did not create it. We merely stumbled over it.


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