Embassy Embarrassment

Embassy Embarrassment

This email was another graphic masterpiece. We were forced to clean it up a bit by removing 300 kilobytes of unnecessary code. The final result, horrible as it may be, it how it arrived warts and all.

Subject: THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
From: Greeting from USA Embassy,
To: undisclosed recipients:
Date Sent: 2/9/2011 1:13:08 PM

Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520
Greeting from USA Embassy,

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

 Embassy U.S. Citizen Services Visas to the U.S. U.S. Policy & Issues Resources Franè“·is

U.S. Department of State
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520

Email ( wwwairportamericaembassy2010@live.com )

Greeting from USA Embassy,
THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
ATTENTION:

This is to notify you that your consignment has been in our custody waiting for your comply before the delivery will be effected to your delivery address. We have been waiting for you to contact us regarding your consignent box which Courier Company suppose to deliver to you which was on hold by US Department of State Bureau and requesting for clearance certificate which will be obtain from the origination of the consignment box before it will be released. As a result of you not comply within duration given by Benin Government that is the reason the consignment box was diverted to treasury. 

All the walfare of United States Citizen is my consine. Am here to take the protocol of all our citizens to not be cheated by Africans.

After the meeting held by our board of director which was concluded that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within three working days upon your comply to our requirement which is by sending the sum of $55.00 to enable us obtain the needed certificate and effect with the delivery of your consignment immediately.

Note that your consignment box has been arrived in US embassy and waiting to receive clearance certificate before the gate pass is given. Mean while you are advice to reconfirm the below information upon contacting us to avoid delivery to wrong person.

1, Your full name:
2, Your home address:
3, Your occupation :
4, Direct Telephone Number

Once you notify us with the above information we will release your consignment to you,

Contact the Embassy Office Direct with the following information Below,

Email: ( wwwairportamericaembassy2010@live.com )
Contact person, Mr Peter Elu
Phone +22993204862

Note that you are expected to pay only $55.00 for clearance certificate and you are to pay it to Benin Republic as the origination of the consignment box in favour of Christopher Nwakacha as our accountant officer in Benin Republic Send the $55.00 through western union or Money Gram once you receive this mail with the information below for immediate release of your consignment box,

Receivers Name:…. Marcel Owurah
Country: Benin Republic
City: …..Cotonou
Code:… 229
Test Question: ….Which Colour
Answer :… Red
Amount: …$55.00

Once you send the money, try to notify us with the MTCN for easy pick up and for immediate action on the release of your consignment.

Please treat this as matter of urgency .
Note that any uncliam consignment will be return to the Courier Company after 2 days for final divertion.

So you are urgently advise to comply with our demand so that we will release your consignment.

Regard,

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Hon Roland Mark .
Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.

If this email is from the United States Embassy, then the King of France is out in the kitchen eating Meow Mix from a bowl beside the fridge.

No dear readers, this is a Fraud. There are no alternative explanations.

Subject: THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
From: Greeting from USA Embassy,
To: undisclosed recipients:
Date Sent: 2/9/2011 1:13:08 PM

As a result of budget cuts, they were only allowed to send one greeting.

Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520
Greeting from USA Embassy,

Well, they seem to have scraped up enough to manage a second greeting. We don’t think that they are in Washington however.

THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS

They seem very concerned about making sure that only the owner of this email address sees this, although they give no indication that they know what this email address is.

 Embassy U.S. Citizen Services Visas to the U.S. U.S. Policy & Issues Resources Franè“·is

This, in the original, is a faux menu of services offered by the embassy. It may take a while to resolve any Franè“·is issues as they are, as of now, undefined.

U.S. Department of State
Bureau of Consular Affairs
Washington , DC 20520

Once again they reiterate the address. They are trying very hard to sell the idea that this is from the US Embassy somewhere.

Email ( wwwairportamericaembassy2010@live.com )

It appears that they are from the US Embassy to wwwairport. We couldn’t find wwwairport on a map, they may have recently separated from some other small African nation. The embassy staff do not seem to have access to their proper email, so they have set up an account at live.com for use in the meantime.

Greeting from USA Embassy,
THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
ATTENTION:

Once again, for the benefit of anyone who hadn’t figured this out yet. All together now, this is an email from the USA Embassy for the owner of this email account only and don’t you forget it.

This is to notify you that your consignment has been in our custody waiting for your comply before the delivery will be effected to your delivery address. We have been waiting for you to contact us regarding your consignent box which Courier Company suppose to deliver to you which was on hold by US Department of State Bureau and requesting for clearance certificate which will be obtain from the origination of the consignment box before it will be released. As a result of you not comply within duration given by Benin Government that is the reason the consignment box was diverted to treasury. 

They will have to wait a bit longer as our comply in the shop having its retro encabulator replaced, which may take a while. They try very hard to explain why our consignment box if still in Benin. They do not do so successfully.

All the walfare of United States Citizen is my consine. Am here to take the protocol of all our citizens to not be cheated by Africans.

The world is our oyster, the walfare is their consine and the King of France has wandered off in search of a tangent. We remain steadfast in our resolve, they shall not remove our protocol without a fight.

After the meeting held by our board of director which was concluded that the delivery of your consignment to your address must be complete within three working days upon your comply to our requirement which is by sending the sum of $55.00 to enable us obtain the needed certificate and effect with the delivery of your consignment immediately.

We were unaware that the US Embassy had a board of directors. We alway thought it was run by an ambassador.  It seems our package can be ours for the low, low price of $55.00.

We find it disturbing that a small country like Benin is constantly trying to extort small amounts of money from our ambassadorial staff. Something should be done. Steps should be taken. Really, it’s only the size of Ohio.

Note that your consignment box has been arrived in US embassy and waiting to receive clearance certificate before the gate pass is given. Mean while you are advice to reconfirm the below information upon contacting us to avoid delivery to wrong person.

It appears that the US Embassy in Benin is under siege, otherwise we expect the box would be free to leave.

We didn’t see anything on the news this morning in between the expose on Lindsay Lohan and the in-depth examination of Justin Bieber‘s hair. Of course we may have dozed off. We did learn that this man is to blame for Bieber.

They are afraid that they might deliver our box to the wrong person. Last time we checked with the King of France, he informed us that we were not the ambassador to Benin. We think they may have already delivered the box to the wrong person, possibly.

1, Your full name:
2, Your home address:
3, Your occupation :
4, Direct Telephone Number

Once you notify us with the above information we will release your consignment to you,

Of course they will.

Contact the Embassy Office Direct with the following information Below,

Email: ( wwwairportamericaembassy2010@live.com )
Contact person, Mr Peter Elu
Phone +22993204862

We do not think that contact will be made.

Note that you are expected to pay only $55.00 for clearance certificate and you are to pay it to Benin Republic as the origination of the consignment box in favour of Christopher Nwakacha as our accountant officer in Benin Republic Send the $55.00 through western union or Money Gram once you receive this mail with the information below for immediate release of your consignment box,

We are certain that the US Embassy can find a more expeditious way of accepting payment than to use the poor beleaguered staff of the local Western Union office. We are sure that those poor souls are very busy dealing with Nigerian 419 funds and don’t need the extra burden.

Receivers Name:…. Marcel Owurah
Country: Benin Republic
City: …..Cotonou
Code:… 229
Test Question: ….Which Colour
Answer :… Red
Amount: …$55.00

Let us review. We are to contact Peter Elu in order to send money for Christopher Nwakacha to Marcel Owurah to give to the ambassador to allow him to go to the Benin Republic to get a clearance certificate in order to allow our consignment box through the gate at the embassy. Does that sum it up correctly?  

Once you send the money, try to notify us with the MTCN for easy pick up and for immediate action on the release of your consignment.

That would only make sense, there’d be no real point in sending the money if we didn’t tell you it was coming.

Please treat this as matter of urgency .
Note that any uncliam consignment will be return to the Courier Company after 2 days for final divertion.

Wait. Wait. Wait.
If the box is in the Embassy and cannot leave the embassy without a $55.00 clearance certificate from the Benin Republic, how can the Courier Company be expected to get it back and what is divertion?

So you are urgently advise to comply with our demand so that we will release your consignment.

That sound like extortion. We do not like your tone of voice.

Regard,

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Hon Roland Mark .
Public Relation Officer United State Embassy.

A quick Bing search makes us question the honor of Hon Roland Mark.

No dear friends, this has been a cleverly constructed and almost perfect attempt as Fraud.

Were it not for the discerning eye of the ex-King of France, we might have been taken in ourselves, but were convinced, in the nick of time, that this is a Fraud.

Visit us again next time for the “Wild, Wild West(ern Union)” here at HowToSpotAFraud.com.

That is all.

 

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