Clear as Mud

Clear as Mud

We believe that somewhere in this we have supposedly won money and that it will cost us to get it. The whys and wherefores are somewhat muddled.

Subject: FEDEX CLAIM DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
From: FEDEX CLAIM DEPARTMENT [info@fedex.com]
To:

FedEx West Africa Nigeria Head Office
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku, Lagos.

Date: 26/01/2011

Attention: Dear Valued Beneficiary,

CLAIM NOTIFICATION

This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of $1,500,000.00(One Million five hundred Thousand USA dollars) only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data’s mention below:

1. Your full Name:
2. Residential Address:
3. Private Telephone:

The above requested information’s will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Further more, you might be asking yourself how comes this email, Cheque or draft, Anyway, your Cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fiduciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying that you are a rightful winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address.

FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by the lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottery claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost, stamp duty fee and lots of other universal corps and drug searches which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/year.

Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized and resolved the whole issued with the legal offices like the International Monetary of Funds (IMF), and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) offices, the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcel’s to be intact in their office after the released of the parcel’s from universal corps and drug searches.

We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of $1,500,000.00 is among the 24 parcel’s listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receivers despise, that we lost your private residential address’s, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address, telephone as stated above back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation.

Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you that’s the fiduciary agent still owes this company the sum of $115.00 USD before the incident occurs, Note that this fee is not just for delivery but with the immigration and customs stamp duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by the recovering back your parcel? So dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor. Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. This payment has to be made via western union money transfer or Money Gram with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week, only, as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage?

Which you will not allow that to happen to your recovered parcel that almost gone if not for the love that God have for you by favoring you with his favor by now there could have been no hope at all. We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your home country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance payment of $115.00 USD the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your home country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favor.

And also the FedEx Courier Service Company hereby inform all their customers through this media by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.

FedEx provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services. PAYMENT INFORMATION FOR THE CUSTOMS STAMP DUTY CHARGES BEFORE DELIVERY EFFECT, FIND BELOW the information for Western union or money gram to enable you makes the payment of $115.00 USD before the delivery commence:

Receivers Name: BEN MARTINS

Receivers Address: 70 International Airport Road Mafoluku, Lagos, Nigeria

Senders Name: ————
Senders Address: ————
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Brown
MTCN Number: ————–

Amount to be sent: $115.00 US Dollar

Please you have to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number to enable us fully proceed on your delivery FedEx is one of the world’s greatest successful story, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years, we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies as FedEx that’s bigger, stronger, better than ever.

Email: fedexdelivery001@yandex.ru

WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL.

YOURS AFFECTIONATLY.

FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR..

Mr. Mark G Newton
fedexdelivery001@yandex.ru

Once again all roads in the world of high finance lead to Africa. Why is that, do you suppose? 

Subject: FEDEX CLAIM DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
From: FEDEX CLAIM DEPARTMENT [info@fedex.com]
To:

We feel slighted. They didn’t even bother trying to come up with a name for us.

FedEx West Africa Nigeria Head Office
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku, Lagos.

Once again the headquarters of our benefactors are in Nigeria. We weren’t aware that Nigeria was such a thriving center of finance.

We would appreciate receiving the money, but are afraid that this might be a Fraud.

Date: 26/01/2011

Attention: Dear Valued Beneficiary,

CLAIM NOTIFICATION

This is to notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of $1,500,000.00(One Million five hundred Thousand USA dollars) only and it is ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice to send to us the following data’s mention below:

We would like to know how it came to be in their possession and why, once again, those who were sending it to us accidentally confused our address with Africa.

1. Your full Name:
2. Residential Address:
3. Private Telephone:

So far, so good. They only want a small amount of information and all of the requests would be reasonable for a delivery attempt.

The above requested information’s will enable us deliver your parcel correctly without any mistake or delivering your parcel to a wrong person. Further more, you might be asking yourself how comes this email, Cheque or draft, Anyway, your Cheque was brought to this office by a Lottery Fiduciary Agent Or Claim Agent, signifying that you are a rightful winner to their Lottery Award selected randomly from 10 lucky email addresses which your email address is one of the lucky email address.

It doesn’t seem that they are too sure of what they have or why they have it. One minute they refer to it as an email, cheque or draft and then state that the cheque was delivered to them by a fiduciary agent, or was it a claim agent? One might also think that they could have sent this request to our lucky email address, or would that be bad luck?

FedEx courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by the lottery groups, along the delivery process that brought a misunderstanding between you and the lottery claim agent and in regards of their request as per their insurance certificate cost, stamp duty fee and lots of other universal corps and drug searches which happened to be the course of your parcel being pending for the past months/year.

Well, that certainly explains a lot. What bearing it actually has on anything eludes us, but it seems to be a clear explanation of something or other. 

Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the FedEx Company has finalized and resolved the whole issued with the legal offices like the International Monetary of Funds (IMF), and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) offices, the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcel’s to be intact in their office after the released of the parcel’s from universal corps and drug searches.

Ah, we see, very interesting.

We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contains the sum of $1,500,000.00 is among the 24 parcel’s listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receivers despise, that we lost your private residential address’s, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address, telephone as stated above back to the FedEx company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation.

We have, to the best of our knowledge, never done anything untoward regarding the receivers and are very hurt that they despise us. The skill with which they write reminds us of watching a drunken money eating soup with a fork.

Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel to you that’s the fiduciary agent still owes this company the sum of $115.00 USD before the incident occurs, Note that this fee is not just for delivery but with the immigration and customs stamp duty, this company has spend out of their incomes in the process by the recovering back your parcel? So dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor. Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by your sender since we have lost his contact. This payment has to be made via western union money transfer or Money Gram with the below payment information so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week, only, as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage?

No, we don’t.

We also do not expect an explanation. At least not an explanation that would explain anything.

Which you will not allow that to happen to your recovered parcel that almost gone if not for the love that God have for you by favoring you with his favor by now there could have been no hope at all. We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your home country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third day as soon as this company receive the balance payment of $115.00 USD the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your home country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favor.

It sounds as if they have called in favors to get our package to us. They seem unwilling to do us the favor of paying or waiving the $115 however.

And also the FedEx Courier Service Company hereby inform all their customers through this media by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.

Messerschmitts, Zeroes and MIGs, oh my!

FedEx provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services. PAYMENT INFORMATION FOR THE CUSTOMS STAMP DUTY CHARGES BEFORE DELIVERY EFFECT, FIND BELOW the information for Western union or money gram to enable you makes the payment of $115.00 USD before the delivery commence:

Was that an advertisement for FedEx, just before the shouting?

Receivers Name: BEN MARTINS
Receivers Address: 70 International Airport Road Mafoluku, Lagos, Nigeria
Senders Name: ————
Senders Address: ————
Text Question: What Colour?
Answer: Brown
MTCN Number: ————–
Amount to be sent: $115.00 US Dollar

First of all, FedEx isn’t brown, UPS is. Secondly, brown might be an appropriate color for this entire message.

Please you have to send the full payment information including the MTCN Number to enable us fully proceed on your delivery FedEx is one of the world’s greatest successful story, the start-up that revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 30 years, we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of companies as FedEx that’s bigger, stronger, better than ever.

If they could get FedEx to pay for the advertising they could most likely forgo the $115.

Email: fedexdelivery001@yandex.ru

WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL.

YOURS AFFECTIONATLY.

FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR..

Mr. Mark G Newton
fedexdelivery001@yandex.ru

Now as we roll to a stop, we find that we have migrated from Africa to Russia. Why is that, we wonder? We strongly suspect that it is because this is a Fraud, rather ineptly designed to relieve us of $115.

Do not communicate with Mr Newton or any of his FedEx West Africa Nigeria Head Office staff. Once again, press delete and walk away. This is a Fraud.

Join us again for “Father Sister? Sister Father? Reverend Mother?” here at HowToSpotAFraud.com.

That is all.

 

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