Mr. Gold and the Long Overdue Payment

Mr. Gold and the Long Overdue Payment

Mr. Gold, of the IMF,  would like us to accept his missive. We believe not even not Mr. Phelps, of the IMF, could save this plan.

From: Mr. Brian Gold
Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:32 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Your long overdue payment.

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (I.M.F)
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY Telephone Operator: + 44 702 403 7586.
Business Hours
Monday Friday: 8:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. (ET).
Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays*: closed.
e-mail: imf-ng@hotmail.com

ATTENTION:
This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

I am Mr. Brian Gold the Financial Counsellor and Director Monetary and Capital Markets Department, (I.M.F). I’m a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (I.M.F). It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondence on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe to Africa and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why i was appointed to handle your transaction here in United Kingdom.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental parasites, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of lately have been instructed to back off from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the I.M.F is now directly in charge of your payment.You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transfered to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instructions is at your own risk.

This office is now responsible for your payment across Europe to Africa and Asia, we the I.M.F @ the global regulatory service hereby advise you to put a stop on further communication with your foreign partner’s in any of this continent as mention above. Your payment release will be handle from our office here in United Kingdom, so make sure you are ready to finalize the release of your payment before contacting us.

These Are The List of Five Names We Conducted There Transfer This Morning And It Was Successfull:

* Mohammed Saheedi (United Arab Emirate)—-National Bank of Abu Dhabi (UAE).
* Alex Schloomer (Switzerland)—-Amtsersparniskasse Schwarzenbu Bank (Switz).
* Anita Babaman (Latvia)—-Rigas Komercbanka Bank PLC (LAT).
* Rudoff Peterson (United State of America)—-First National Bank And Trust Company (U.S.A).
* Suzuki Inhomotto Yamaha (Japan)—-Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group (JAP).

If Your Name Is Among The List Of People Above,Which We Conducted There Transfer This Morning, Please Check Your Email For Your Wire Transfer Payment Confirmation Slip That Have Been Forwarded To Your Email This Morning And Confirm To Us If The Fund Has Reflected Into Your Nominated Bank Account As Provided Earlier.We Have Ten Names On Our Payment Schedule File On Record, If You Are Not On Our First Batch Then Be Patient Enough To Wait For The Second Five On Next To Transfer.

Respond to this e-mail (imf-ng@hotmail.com) with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released to you.
Also it is very necessary and important that you send us an e-mail containing your vital informations as requested below so that you will be given an immediate response and directives on what to do next:

Full Names:
Address:
City:
Zip/Postal Code:
State:
Country:
Present Occupation:
Company Owner:
Company Name:
Gender:
Age:
Reachable Tel#/Mob:…………..*No Voice Mail Service*
Fax:

The rest of your data’s needed for your fund transfer will be requested directly from your bank manager.

Best Regard’s,
Mr. Brian Gold
Financial Counsellor and Director
Monetary and Capital Markets Department, IMF.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND.

This is a marvelous yarn of international intrigue, governmental parasites and unusual capitalization with an international cast, certain to thrill and amaze. Yet, something doesn’t quite feel right, Mr. Gold.

Could Mr. Gold be a Fraud?

From: Mr. Brian Gold
Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:32 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Your long overdue payment.

We would be so surprised to see our name after the word “To:” we honestly do not know how we would react.

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (I.M.F)
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY Telephone Operator: + 44 702 403 7586.
Business Hours
Monday Friday: 8:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. (ET).
Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays*: closed.
e-mail: imf-ng@hotmail.com

The time zone difference between England, where Mr. Gold keep his telephone operator, and the Eastern Time zone in the United States is five hours. Business hours of 3:30 a.m to 3:00 p.m. G.M.T. are unusual, to say the least, although one might assume that the commute is rather leisurely. We are also becoming quite impressed with this “Hotmail” service. It seems to be the email of choice of many large international concerns. It certainly sounds more dignified that “Yahoo“.

ATTENTION:
This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

As odd as the opening phrase may appear, intimate, as a verb, is, in fact, correct, although the phrase would be more correct as “intimate to you“. Still, we shall take points off for being abstruse.

I am Mr. Brian Gold the Financial Counsellor and Director Monetary and Capital Markets Department, (I.M.F). I’m a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (I.M.F). It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondence on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe to Africa and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why i was appointed to handle your transaction here in United Kingdom.

In what is becoming an all too familiar refrain, Mr. Gold assures us of his importance, warns us of the unscrupulous masses rallying against us, and comforts us with the assurance that he has arrived as our white knight of salvation.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental parasites, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of lately have been instructed to back off from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the I.M.F is now directly in charge of your payment.You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transfered to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instructions is at your own risk.

Here Mr. Gold demonstrates the extent of his powers. He has called off everyone who may have contacted us at anytime in the past. We would like to believe that he was effective in removing governmental parasites from our daily life, but we feel that may not be very likely. He also warns us to discontinue any financial dealings we have had with persons unknown regarding this long overdue payment of which we have no recollection, for he alone acts on our behalf.

This office is now responsible for your payment across Europe to Africa and Asia, we the I.M.F @ the global regulatory service hereby advise you to put a stop on further communication with your foreign partner’s in any of this continent as mention above. Your payment release will be handle from our office here in United Kingdom, so make sure you are ready to finalize the release of your payment before contacting us.

We are a trifle confused by this last paragraph. We do not remember this long overdue payment and would like Mr. Gold to clarify, if he wouldn’t mind us asking. Here, however, in no uncertain terms, he admonishes us to be ready to finalize the transaction before wasting his valuable time. We humbly ask, “What payment, Mr. Gold?”.

These Are The List of Five Names We Conducted There Transfer This Morning And It Was Successfull:

Mr. Gold has grown tired of typing and has passed the keyboard to his assistant who has a typing style completely different from Mr. Gold. We believe Mr. Gold’s assistant may have worked on the credits of this film. We recognize the touch. While not as annoying as full uppercase, which translates as shouting, capitalizing every word whether it is needed or not would probably sound sing-song-ish. Congratulations on your success conducting “There Transfer“, we are, sadly, unfamiliar with that piece.

* Mohammed Saheedi (United Arab Emirate)—-National Bank of Abu Dhabi (UAE).
* Alex Schloomer (Switzerland)—-Amtsersparniskasse Schwarzenbu Bank (Switz).
* Anita Babaman (Latvia)—-Rigas Komercbanka Bank PLC (LAT).
* Rudoff Peterson (United State of America)—-First National Bank And Trust Company (U.S.A).
* Suzuki Inhomotto Yamaha (Japan)—-Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group (JAP).

We are presented with a veritable Who’s Who of who knows who.

If Your Name Is Among The List Of People Above,Which We Conducted There Transfer This Morning, Please Check Your Email For Your Wire Transfer Payment Confirmation Slip That Have Been Forwarded To Your Email This Morning And Confirm To Us If The Fund Has Reflected Into Your Nominated Bank Account As Provided Earlier.We Have Ten Names On Our Payment Schedule File On Record, If You Are Not On Our First Batch Then Be Patient Enough To Wait For The Second Five On Next To Transfer.

Even though Mr. Gold may not be typing, we suspect he is still dictating, as the sentence length continues to amaze. Perhaps the capitalization comes from his assistant’s mistaking Mr. Gold’s panting for breath to mean emphasis. We do not pretend to know. As Undisclosed Recipients was not listed among the five, we assume that we must wait.

Respond to this e-mail (imf-ng@hotmail.com) with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released to you.
Also it is very necessary and important that you send us an e-mail containing your vital informations as requested below so that you will be given an immediate response and directives on what to do next:

Alas, we used that last of the immediate effect on the cat last evening and have only a small store of delayed effect available to us at this time. Would that be acceptable to Mr. Gold, we wonder?

Full Names:
Address:
City:
Zip/Postal Code:
State:
Country:
Present Occupation:
Company Owner:
Company Name:
Gender:
Age:
Reachable Tel#/Mob:…………..*No Voice Mail Service*
Fax:

We object to this formless form on two counts; firstly, it just barely forms a form and secondly, we use the voice mail service to screen our calls, there are many unscrupulous people trying to contact us. Mr. Gold, one cannot be too watchful.

The rest of your data’s needed for your fund transfer will be requested directly from your bank manager.

Best Regard’s,
Mr. Brian Gold
Financial Counsellor and Director
Monetary and Capital Markets Department, IMF.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND.

Mr. Gold is also employed or affiliated with Best Regard, in such a position that he is known as Best Regard’s Mr. Brian Gold, similar to Monday Night Football’s Howard Cosell. Unfortunately, we could not find a listing for the Best Regard corporation, but that is the least of the fallacies contained herein.

Do we believe this, Mr. Gold?  Do we expect you to help us?

No, Mr. Gold, we expect you to lie.

Should Mr. Gold contact you, take heart, take your mouse, take aim and delete. Send Mr. Gold to his long overdue appointment with oblivion. Do so boldly, for this is a Fraud.

Join us next time for “An Artist at His Canvass” here at HowToSpotAFraud.com.

That is all.

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