The Dilemma of an Honest Politician

Honest Politician Scanning Device

The Official Honest Politician Scanning Device

To those who may find themselves faced with the dilemma of determining whether they are facing an honest politician or a Fraud, we offer the HowToSpotAFraud Politician Scanning Device.

Download the image above to your personal computing device. It is sized to fit on a 3″ by 5″ index card. Print it directly on a card or print it to paper and carefully affix it to such a card with either glue or tape.

Carefully remove the area marked “REMOVE”.

Next time you are faced with the dilemma of an honest politician, follow these easy instructions.

First: Take out your card.

Second: Hold your card at a comfortable distance from your eyes.

Third: Close one eye, the preference is at your own discretion. The scanning device has no preference, left or right will perform equally well.

Fourth: Move the card about until the politician in question is visible through the viewing portal.

Five: Use your own best judgement, we have faith in you.

We hope that this valuable device will be of great assistance in determining How To Spot A Fraud.

That is all.

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