To those who may find themselves faced with the dilemma of determining whether they are facing an honest politician or a Fraud, we offer the HowToSpotAFraud Politician Scanning Device.
Download the image above to your personal computing device. It is sized to fit on a 3″ by 5″ index card. Print it directly on a card or print it to paper and carefully affix it to such a card with either glue or tape.
Carefully remove the area marked “REMOVE”.
Next time you are faced with the dilemma of an honest politician, follow these easy instructions.
First: Take out your card.
Second: Hold your card at a comfortable distance from your eyes.
Third: Close one eye, the preference is at your own discretion. The scanning device has no preference, left or right will perform equally well.
Fourth: Move the card about until the politician in question is visible through the viewing portal.
Five: Use your own best judgement, we have faith in you.
We hope that this valuable device will be of great assistance in determining How To Spot A Fraud.
That is all.